Haven't had them in a while. :/
Random related story:
I'm terrified of heights. When I was 12 I went on a school trip to some crazy assed camp where they had the ropes... The ropes were fifty feet high, I do believe. They strapped us up in harnesses and we climbed up a ladder to the main pole, where some dude hooked us up to a wire so we could then throw ourselves into a perilous quest to... run around on ropes and floating logs. I made it to the pole, and then, Saw Conor who was also terrified. He said to me "There's no way I can do this. That Could break and I could die." My eyes widened. I hugged the pole tightly and had leg tremor fit for a half hour before they finally convinced me I wouldn't face certain death when I went down the fly line, I think that's what Its called... anyway it was awesome, I shot down like a crazy mo fo, and screamed "MOTHERFUCKING JESUS COCK!!!" (I was later informed that this language was not acceptable), and tremored all the way back to the cabin, and cried a little, uncontrollably.
Tremors sucked, but its funny. Poor fat Kids (Conor and I) stuck at the fifty foot high pole, crying. lol
Friday, 6 April 2012
Sunday, 1 April 2012
The Clingy Girlfriend
The clingy girlfriend is an interesting phenomena in human relationships that seems to occur quite often and will be experienced at least once in a persons life. The clingy girlfriend has several attributes including, but not exclusive to:
1. needing/wanting way more of your time than you have to offer
The clingy girlfriend will often display the first attribute by texting often, calling often (sometimes more than a few times daily), emailing excessively, sending a scrupulous amount of facebook messages whenever you are online, staying over for much longer than she is wanted (sometimes she has a hard time fucking off), finding excuses to hang out with you and your friends, assumes that just because you're not doing anything you could be doing something with her.
2. giving and offering too much (money, gifts, sex, things you like)
The clingy girlfriend wants very much to win you over and will often resort to giving and buying things that she feels or thinks you will like. She may even go out of her way to buy something extremely expensive too early on in the relationship. like an 80$ watch... She may even offer her own body to you, often, and when she isn't actually interested. Yes, the female believes she is making small sacrifices in order to win your affections.
3. Losing interest in other things in life (her hobbies, her school, her friends, her life)
The Clingy Girlfriend may at times lose interest in herself and become obssessive with you. She may cancel appointments and stop going to certain events or even stop talking to friends. She may be inclined to suggest that you hang out with her and her friends just to prove that she has friends. She may, instead of doing her homework or working on some hobby (like painting for example) only want to hang out with you, therefore losing all her interesting attributes by just being plain clingy.
4. Procclaims love soon and demands the title girlfriend
Often, the clingy girlfriend is unsure about herself and insecure and will on occaision blurt out the l word much too soon in a relationship. She will also expect, since she is so obsessed with you, that you too be just as in lesbians with her. She may even wander around town talking about how awesome you are and how she is your GIRLFRIEND.
5. May become manipulative and insane upon your pushing her away (probably for the above reasons)
The Clingy Girlfriend may become so obsessed that as you lose interest, she will try to do ridiculous things to keep you interested. She may start showing up where you are when you're with your friends, just so you remember her existence. She may even hold out late night stake outs in front of your house to keep tabs on you. She may accuse you of cheating even though you were at home masturbating... She may even create dramas in your life to make you come back to her (for example, she might kill your real girlfriend or wife...)
All in all, that's a pretty scary thing. :/ I feel bad for atleast three of those things and shall proceed to kicking myself in the ass. *punt*
1. needing/wanting way more of your time than you have to offer
The clingy girlfriend will often display the first attribute by texting often, calling often (sometimes more than a few times daily), emailing excessively, sending a scrupulous amount of facebook messages whenever you are online, staying over for much longer than she is wanted (sometimes she has a hard time fucking off), finding excuses to hang out with you and your friends, assumes that just because you're not doing anything you could be doing something with her.
2. giving and offering too much (money, gifts, sex, things you like)
The clingy girlfriend wants very much to win you over and will often resort to giving and buying things that she feels or thinks you will like. She may even go out of her way to buy something extremely expensive too early on in the relationship. like an 80$ watch... She may even offer her own body to you, often, and when she isn't actually interested. Yes, the female believes she is making small sacrifices in order to win your affections.
3. Losing interest in other things in life (her hobbies, her school, her friends, her life)
The Clingy Girlfriend may at times lose interest in herself and become obssessive with you. She may cancel appointments and stop going to certain events or even stop talking to friends. She may be inclined to suggest that you hang out with her and her friends just to prove that she has friends. She may, instead of doing her homework or working on some hobby (like painting for example) only want to hang out with you, therefore losing all her interesting attributes by just being plain clingy.
4. Procclaims love soon and demands the title girlfriend
Often, the clingy girlfriend is unsure about herself and insecure and will on occaision blurt out the l word much too soon in a relationship. She will also expect, since she is so obsessed with you, that you too be just as in lesbians with her. She may even wander around town talking about how awesome you are and how she is your GIRLFRIEND.
5. May become manipulative and insane upon your pushing her away (probably for the above reasons)
The Clingy Girlfriend may become so obsessed that as you lose interest, she will try to do ridiculous things to keep you interested. She may start showing up where you are when you're with your friends, just so you remember her existence. She may even hold out late night stake outs in front of your house to keep tabs on you. She may accuse you of cheating even though you were at home masturbating... She may even create dramas in your life to make you come back to her (for example, she might kill your real girlfriend or wife...)
All in all, that's a pretty scary thing. :/ I feel bad for atleast three of those things and shall proceed to kicking myself in the ass. *punt*
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